Dear Ian, you are such a star
And I knew that you'd go far
Man you looked so cool and mean,
In your suit, too see the queen,
What a flirt, oh what a tease
Talkin about rural 'activities'!
Maestro full of filmic tricks,
Inventor of the touring Flicks,
Raise a toast and let's be Merry
For the honourable Ian Kerry!
Andrew Fusek Peter